Alright everyone, i cant sleep so i jst thought i would put this on my blog, its wat women say and wat they trully mean :D enjoy, oh waleed i knw u will laugh wen u read this one loooooool.
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry!
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you idiot!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on the PC
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me!
Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you're dead!!! :@
P.S. hope u laughed waleed, cause i sure did :D
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hahhhahahaa it was truely funny ya Ahlam :D
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